About Me

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fuckoff, florida, United States
I've got a short attention span, shorter fuse and zero patience for most mundane bullshit. I've been called Rooster for years, don't care who started it but I like it. It's descriptive, concise and fitting. I've only got two real goals in life, pissing people off and chasing tail. I work more than I should, I paid way too much for my education and I don't buy half the bullshit they tried to sell me. I'm not politically correct, I despise affirmative action and refuse to be treated as a second class citizen in the country that I choose to defend. I am always armed, I always have cash and I never, repeat, never back out of a fight. I enjoy pushing people's buttons and hate people that can't take a good joke. If I wanted to hear some bitch boy cry about how his daddy never loved him, I'd shove a tampon in my ass and become a fucking shrink. I will only post things on here that relate to my likes, desires or pleasures. Expect big guns, bug tits, fast cars and no apologies.

30 September 2011

PRIORITIES

starting today i will be posting more regularly.  i have gotten to the point in life where i could give a shit less about societal norms and professional appearances.  i do a job that requires the government to watch me like a 2 dollar whore in a monastery.  FBI, NSA, homeland security, DSS and god knows who else are paying close attention to me so at least they will be entertained...but i am clean, just ask 'em.  that being said, what i am advocating isn't a lifestyle, a subculture or any other psychobabble, it is my personality.  i enjoy very little in this world, but goddammit i enjoy the hell outta my life!  I've listed my likes and tastes before so now i will prioritize them for you...

#1-T&A-thick, voluptuous, curvaceous, meaty, sexy Bettie's that know how to eat, suck and fuck. 

#2-anything that goes bang...ICBMs down to .177 BBs.  if it flies through the air and causes havoc and destruction, I'm interested and as always, READY TO RETURN FIRE. 

#3-flaming, smoking screaming flying chunks of steal.  fast cars, fast aircraft, fast boats as long as it'll break a hundred under its own power, I'll build it, drive it, fly it or jump out of it.


life is all about priorities.  these are mine.  no excuses, apologies or logic.

~Rooster

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