About Me

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fuckoff, florida, United States
I've got a short attention span, shorter fuse and zero patience for most mundane bullshit. I've been called Rooster for years, don't care who started it but I like it. It's descriptive, concise and fitting. I've only got two real goals in life, pissing people off and chasing tail. I work more than I should, I paid way too much for my education and I don't buy half the bullshit they tried to sell me. I'm not politically correct, I despise affirmative action and refuse to be treated as a second class citizen in the country that I choose to defend. I am always armed, I always have cash and I never, repeat, never back out of a fight. I enjoy pushing people's buttons and hate people that can't take a good joke. If I wanted to hear some bitch boy cry about how his daddy never loved him, I'd shove a tampon in my ass and become a fucking shrink. I will only post things on here that relate to my likes, desires or pleasures. Expect big guns, bug tits, fast cars and no apologies.

18 November 2012

another try at this

I haven't had the time or the desire to keep up with this.  i think i may try again though.  we'll see.  heading to turkey run again this year so, maybe I'll post some of those for ya.  stay tuned, more to come, maybe.

01 January 2012

Accidental BBQ Sauce

i made way too much marinae for my steak and chicken, so i boiled it down to see what would happen:

Marinade:
1/2 cup Dale's Marinade (sub 1/4 cup soy sauce and 1/4 cup Worcestershire if you can't find it)
1/2 bottle good Irish Beer/Ale
2 Tbl Sp. pepper sauce (Tabasco, Red Hot, or your preference)
1 Tbl Sp. Oregano
2 tsp. Cheyenne
1 tsp. Rosemary
1 Tbl Sp. Garlic Powder

for BBQ Sauce add
4 Tbl Sp. Tomato Paste
and reduce by half

20 November 2011

Long month

In the last month I have:
-Told several of my bosses and bosses' bosses to go take a flying fuck off a high cliff, and amazingly, I still have a job. 
-I had to put down my dog.  Contrary to popular belief, I can cry, and did, for several days.  You can't beat a good dog, and she was the best I have ever had. 
-My EDC pistol flaked out.  Word to the wise, cheap guns are not worth the hassle, save up for a good one.
-Found out the hard way that electronics follow the same rules as weapons, buy name brand and good quality, you'll save in the long run.
-Started kicking my own ass 5 nights a week.  Back to lifting and running.  God, how I've missed the Good Burn!

Now for some fun stuff:
Everyday-carry.com
theChive.Com
and this blog
have taken up a lot of my free time lately.  remember to carry smart, laugh loud and fuck often.

~Rooster